We are apparently now living in a Chris Morris satire.
A man who 25 years ago slept with a 15 year-old student, whom he later married and had two children with, has scandalously been allowed to teach in an all boys school.
Because, as we all know, any man who has lusted after a 15 year old can and will sling his cock up a 6 year old boy’s arse at any opportunity.
Yes, I live in a country where a paediatrician has been hounded out of her home by the wilfully illiterate.
And no, I wouldn’t let that man teach my son.
Because I home educate; I wouldn’t let any school teacher educate my son.