Temporal dysfunction

My body’s in Thursday, my head’s in Friday…. “I’ll get fried breakfast at work” says my head, “for today is fried breakfast friday”
ON arriving at canteen and seeing closed sign, body says”doofus! Thursday!”
“Ah well, at least we go early today, for ’tis POETS day…”
“Sorry?” says body “Piss of early, tomorrow;s… Friday?”
“bugger” says body.

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