1. People who pay good money to get into a film then spend the whole time texting, chatting, playing with their phone games, etc.
THIS ISN’T VIDEO NIGHT ROUND YOUR HOUSE, WE’RE TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING FILM!
2. Apparently, the government & opposition are gearing up for a campaign to get home educators to put their kids back into school.
Presumably so they can stand up at the next party conference and boast “We’ve put 2000 children back into school!”
With no regard to quality of education, etc etc.
Never mind the quality, feel the width.
What is it with the present opposition? Did they have a bet that they could find personalities and policies so repulsive that New Labour may even look attractive, rather than Hobson’s bloody choice?
Newsflash to Gordon Brown and all local government officers: we pay the same rates as school educators, the same taxes, yet our children’s education is at our expense, not yours. WE ARE MAKING YOU MONEY, DO YOU WANT US TO STOP MAKING YOU MONEY AND PROVIDE MORE OF A BURDEN TO AN OVERBURDENED SYSTEM?
It’s not rocket science… and our kids get better results, are better motivated, have lower rates of teen pregnancy… what is this, jealousy?
3. Anybody who suggests a stand up comedian with no reliable track record in straight acting for next Dr Who can fuck right off.
Eddie Izzard indeed.
How about Joe fucking Pasquale?
Though my suggestion of Cheech Marin is perhaps more interesting than first appears…
“Doctor! The cybermen have invaded Prestatyn! What do we do?”
“Well… we could always hide in the tardis, smoke our faces off and fuck like rabbits….”
4. Various “team mates”
You know who you are, you know what you can do to yourselves.
The rest of you are lovely, super and deeply attractive.
Except the ones who smell of wee-wee.