Word count: 4108
disturbing relevance to workplace: medium to high
work safety of blog: low
BTW: the Gimp himself, it should be pointed out, is a) fundamentally wrong about, in the words of the emperor, “A great many things” and b) fucking mad.
Should I need a disclaimer: THE OPINIONS OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS WORK DO NOT EVEN FAINTLY RESEMBLE MINE. ay thang yew.